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Laws of Different Subject

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair
: After your hands become coated
with grease, ur nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop
: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner.


Law of the Alibi
: If you tell the boss you were late for
work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a
flat tire.

Bath THEOREM
: When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS
: The probability of meeting someone you
know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen
with.

LAW of the RESULT
: When you try to prove to someone that a
machine won’t work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE
: People with the seats at the furthest from
the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE
: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot
coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until
the coffee is cold.

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